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Cell Demotivational Poster


EASTER - Has been cancelled


TAGS: easter cancelled dog rabbit
Rating: 4.14/5

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agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:43 am
Really? I know this isn't original... not by a longsh**.


Vows -


TAGS: buddhist extremist tranquility cell vow
Rating: 4.96/5

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falloutghoul - November 21, 2013, 8:00 am
Good, 'cause we're on short supply.


EASTER EGG HUNTS CANCELLED -




WAKE UP CALL . . . - . . . for motorists who talk on cell phones and text while driving.


TAGS: volkswagon motorcycle honda cell phone texting safety driving riding crash
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

nazaroo - January 30, 2012, 9:16 am
"Hello, baby, yeah, Don't leave for the club yet. I'm coming over as fast as I can. I'll be there in like 2 seconds. ...hello hello? d***!"
ultranothing - August 22, 2010, 4:30 pm
She may have been on a cellphone, but the rider was going 85MPH - and she turned out from a side-street. Highways don't have side-streets, so this ja****s was doing 85 on a city street. Don't always blame the motorist. Lot's of drivers ride like morons
Haarakkon - November 11, 2009, 6:33 pm
And now it's a freak show attraction in a suburban mall. Cool headstone.
DreMagnum - November 11, 2009, 5:48 pm
because motorist doesnt mean car driver..........
freestyler - November 11, 2009, 5:45 pm
PLEASE read your own motifake before posting it...the car driver was on the phone not the motor.
Z-Bob - November 11, 2009, 8:56 am
Amen, brother...
Preacher Man - November 11, 2009, 1:15 am
The car came out of a side street, indicating it was probably in town, where most speed limits top out at 35 mph. The motorcycle was going 85 mph. I'd say the idiot on the cycle was more to blame than the person on their cell phone.


TEXTING -


TAGS: life time human nature genuine relation girl cell
Rating: 3.5/5

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NEED HELP - May 5, 2009, 12:40 am
OMG I NEED HELP@!!!!!!11 I NEED TO FINISIH MY TAXEZ AND IT SAYS ENTER MY INKCUM OR SOMETHING< WHAT DO I PUT FOR THAT?
agdaniele - May 4, 2009, 11:18 pm
So true.


WHAT?? - I can't hear you, there's some damn noisy people here.


TAGS: roller coaster cellphone master
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by Makriev

agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 2:53 am
This picture has potential.


TYRANNY -


TAGS: cellphone pile
Rating: 3.83/5

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WestTexRedneck - August 31, 2011, 1:21 pm
ill give ya 5's on that


EASTER - CANCELLED -




PUT THE CELL PHONE DOWN !! - yes it's a Bugatti


TAGS: bugatti cell phone river
Rating: 2.1/5

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CANADA - November 20, 2009, 10:39 pm
except there was no bird
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 10:39 pm
its from this video...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NJmB1F2mdE... the guy who crashed blamed a low flying bird combined with dropping his cell phone
agdaniele - November 20, 2009, 8:55 pm
Any chance of making the title less connected to the caption?


TMOBILE -


TAGS: signal call dropped cellular military
Rating: 4.77/5

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wonkycactus - February 24, 2011, 10:16 pm
I wonder if that is the 10 mt division with the new BTS systems... hmmm
spacedog - February 24, 2011, 8:43 pm
Nice one Aggy.


PSYCHIC FAIR TODAY - Cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances




A HORSE DIVIDED - Can not stand


TAGS: the cell
Rating: 3.23/5

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freestyler - December 13, 2009, 12:31 pm
between 2 glasses 1 part horse, with pressure between it, enough to make it not slide down and not too much so it does not squash it.
thatonechick - December 13, 2009, 9:48 am
It is.
Zynax - December 13, 2009, 9:22 am
I think it's from a movie called "The Cell"
Reason - December 13, 2009, 8:25 am
wtf. where is this pic from?


THE FREEDOM TO NOT HAVE TO TALK TO PEOPLE -




HERE WE GO AGAIN - I hate prank calls from imaginary people ...


TAGS: god calling on cell phone
Rating: 3.78/5

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ipaprime - April 2, 2012, 1:08 am
kant spel fur sheep todey . sorie
GaryO - April 1, 2012, 10:59 pm
‘Why pit it out’…I do love a Freudian typo…. Nothin’ to sweat here ipa. This poster is either pro or con, depends how you read it….
ipaprime - April 1, 2012, 9:17 pm
if u dont want people to look it and comment why pit it out?
tellitlikeitis - April 1, 2012, 8:27 pm
Ouch...
Budog - April 1, 2012, 7:11 pm
Well, if they don't like it, they don't have to read it...
mariand - April 1, 2012, 4:27 pm
dude, I told ya... don't get in the trap... there's someone who won't let you get away with this...hahaha
ipaprime - April 1, 2012, 3:05 pm
if he has a calling plan and on your contact list, how can he be imaginary?
GaryO - April 1, 2012, 9:39 am
‘Once bitten’, aey Mariand?
mariand - April 1, 2012, 7:58 am
hehehe... dude, watch it... that's a very controversial theme.


MARRIAGE COUNCELLING - Because Sometimes Your Spouse Needs To Hear It From A Professional That They Are Wrong




AGDANIELE -


TAGS: excellent job sir
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

agdaniele - February 16, 2010, 11:34 pm
That was supposed to be a private interview.... everything gets out here!
Woodywood03a - January 21, 2010, 3:10 pm
That is so smart... it is dumb.
BoneCD - January 20, 2010, 11:24 am
Gotcha Dre!...agreed
DreMagnum - January 20, 2010, 10:33 am
@Bone, look below my comment at the guy named "Captain Douchebag", sounds a lot like Overlord Douchebag to us.
Fatt Matt - January 20, 2010, 10:19 am
Won't anyone think of the children?!?!
BoneCD - January 20, 2010, 9:38 am
@TOC - explain...really not following what you said.
thatonechick - January 19, 2010, 8:55 am
What we need to stop is people copying other users' names. Especially a moderator's name.
DreMagnum - January 19, 2010, 7:36 am
not really, they add there own personal touch with the title and caption.
CaptainDouchebag - January 19, 2010, 3:11 am
We need to STOP people from using comics from explosm.net They are taking other peoples' jokes!
MikePala070 - January 18, 2010, 9:03 pm
OUTSTANDING.i almost wet myself
motifake - January 18, 2010, 7:22 pm

hahahahhahahahahha - totally amsome!


COMMUNICATION TECHNOLOGY -




AIRMAN -


TAGS: leader excellence tribute
Rating: 4.74/5

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Sean - October 8, 2011, 11:55 am
I'm something I'm not. And no matter how I try ... I'll never be able to ... GIVE YOU UP. NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN. NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU. NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY. NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE. NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU.
Sean - October 8, 2011, 11:51 am
I would not do that. Now if I may continue ... You'll never find your fame in the wilderness. And you'll never hear your name from out of the abyss. And there ain't no cure from what I caught from your kiss. But I can't lie. I can't tell you that ...
Gramaticus - October 8, 2011, 7:37 am
For a second therre I thought Sean was about to Rick Roll us all!
Sean - September 9, 2011, 12:16 pm
there ain't no way Im' ever gonna love you (7). You're kinda needy (8) and your rack is disappointing too. But don't be sad, cuz 6 outta 9 ain't bad."
Sean - September 9, 2011, 12:14 pm
And how would that go I wonder: "I want you (1). I need you (2). You're pretty (3). Your hair smells nice (4). You're a good listener (5). We like the same p*** (6). BUT ...
Airman - September 8, 2011, 7:06 pm
Bastard
Sean - September 8, 2011, 7:00 pm
only going to be returned to you by the authorities after your mother has exhausted all her appeal options. So unless Meatloaf comes out with a smash hit: 6 Outta 9 Ain't Bad ... what's one more errant GD pick, for crying out loud?!?
Sean - September 8, 2011, 6:58 pm
Again with the d***ed ice pick. Yes I know it was part of a set of "decorative" ice picks, and the set was one of the last things your mother gave you, before she landed on death row. But we both know that three other members of that set are ...
Sean - September 8, 2011, 6:52 pm
As if ... whatta you, the Queen Mother? Was it "sanatized" he asks ....
rerun - September 7, 2011, 8:38 pm

I have the ice pick, somebody left it in my back....was that thing sanatized 1st?
Airman - September 7, 2011, 7:04 pm
at least you got it back, unlike the Ice Pick I lent you on New Years Eve
mariand - September 7, 2011, 5:26 pm
guys, you are so selfish and envious!!!... I can't recognize you...lol
Sean - September 7, 2011, 4:56 pm
I'm pretty sure Airman is neither of those things ... but come to think of it, when he returned my chainsaw it was spotless but vaguely smelling of bleach. And then there's his van with "free candy" written on the side in duct ***e.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 7, 2011, 1:56 pm
What if you're a p******** or an axe murderer?.......5L
Airman - September 7, 2011, 1:07 pm
very nice! and a worthy goal as well


MOST NUDISTS -


TAGS: baking fat cellulite and to the bone ugly
Rating: 3.88/5

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rerun - January 12, 2010, 9:45 am

truer words were never spoken.


TEXTING WHILE DRIVING - I told you "THE MAN!" was cracking DOWN on it! I told you! But you wouldn't listen, would you!




Cellphones -




yes, i have a question.... -


TAGS: cell phone digital generation
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

GaryO - October 13, 2013, 9:36 pm
So true, most folks around me prefer digital, and I’m stuck in the ‘50s, where I prefer to still gain immediate perspective of the 12 hrs
EmilioDumphque - October 13, 2013, 8:23 pm
My son is 33, and he's confused by a clockface! Something happened while we weren't looking.
spacedog - October 13, 2013, 12:42 pm
HA! Not to mention spelling. X5ellent.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 13, 2013, 12:01 pm
That is so true - sad, but oh so true. 5o'clocks


MONSTER HALLOWEEN SNOWSTORM - Belington, West Virginia




CELL PHONES -


TAGS: vintage car phones cell
Rating: 4.62/5

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Brawler - July 30, 2011, 6:28 am
Aahhh, sweet times. when you could clobber a man to death with a carphone


STEAMPUNK CELLPHONE - Runs on steam, coverage is fine, even floats!! Termites, however, still remain a major problem..




CELL PHONES - More than meets the iPod.




STATISTICS -




CELL PHONE - I assure you--it's not a tumor!


TAGS: hands free cell phone radiation cancer tumor
Rating: 2.08/5

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Archivis - January 18, 2011, 4:40 pm
Ghetto Bluetooth... nice


OH THE EMBARRASSMENT -


TAGS: girl sad cellphone
Rating: 4.94/5

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HappyNoodleGirl - May 4, 2012, 11:57 pm
HAHA.... I have a flip phone.. his name's Timmy.. and he's my best friend. and of course, that's normal.
M0rd3kaI - May 2, 2012, 4:51 pm
Wow, the truth in this in today's ungrateful children... 5L


PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY -




Cancelled -




TIN CELL PHONES -


TAGS: tin cell phones
Rating: 3.32/5

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Sean - December 21, 2010, 4:03 pm
Hah! I remember those days. My tin phone was cordless! Gawd I was a lonely kid. *sigh*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 2:26 pm
There's really no point commenting on a two year old poster with 2 year old comments, neither of these guys is around anymore (thank God)
iBlookinATu - December 21, 2010, 2:18 pm
Wow, Nazi and Scorpio7. Are you guys seriously that dumb? The punchline to the joke and you don't even get it, nor do you understand that it IS the punchline. No wonder the Nazis lost WWII.
Nazi - January 1, 2009, 10:21 am
Ya... I have to go with a fail on that one... tin phone have no numbers to dial therefore you shouldn't get a wrong number message.
Scorpio7 - January 1, 2009, 5:55 am
Just HOW did any "dialing" take place?


PARTY POOPERS! - Too much "clean-up" work after the parade so the following year they cancelled it!




FACIAL CONSTIPATION - YEAH, CELL PHONE INTERNET WILL DO THAT TO YOU.




SAM FISHER -




THE LAST WORD -




TWITTERS -




Monkeys -




ALCOHOL -




Playing On Paranoia -




YOU IDIOT! - Put your drink in the cupholder, it's going to spill if you leave it there.




cellphone contracts -




SATAN HAS UR NUMBER -




THE LATEST CELL PHONES - Very Realistic & True To Life


TAGS: cell phones
Rating: 2/5

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pieman - April 23, 2010, 4:24 pm
Why does the first guys nose turn in to Pacman on the second slide?


STEM CELL RESEARCH - Science is Satan's Handiwork Jesus Decides When You Die Be Grateful or You're Going to Hell


TAGS: stem cell research bible jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 1.42/5

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Porcelina - November 23, 2008, 12:14 am
Just out of curiosity, what religion ARE you? If you really are an atheist... What's your logic. Just apathy?
WTFO - November 23, 2008, 12:13 am
Spell check on myself: make that "like a fart" drop the "s". Spelling nazis can move on, thank you.
WTFO - November 23, 2008, 12:11 am
Personnally, I don't care what religion people believe in but LogicDude is right you ain't funny. Your opinion is like a farts, no matter how hard you try, it still won't amount to ****.
LogicDude - November 11, 2008, 11:30 am
Yes...you have just one long unfunny - not one iota - theme. We get it already. You're against Christians. NEXT!!!
gonepostal42 - November 11, 2008, 3:11 am
just for the record, that's sarcastic. Check out the rest of my posts...there's a common theme
Merlin - November 10, 2008, 11:39 pm
Bwahahah! Oh, f***, that's funny an- wait, you're serious? Ahh, who gives a **** what crock you believe in, I'm gonna do who and what I please, and science it up!
Dante - November 7, 2008, 12:15 pm
IF I AM GOING TO HELL I MIGHT AS WELL DO WHAT I WANT AND ENJOY THE RIDE!!!
Dante - November 7, 2008, 12:14 pm
(Cap lock Time.)


EXCELLENT... - Even big black petroleum clouds have silver linings for someone...


TAGS: excellent
Rating: 4.08/5

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forseti - May 13, 2010, 7:25 pm
...and it drives up the price of nukular power too... ;)


ENDLESS - Brain cells come and brain cells go. But fat cells live forever.




SCRUBS - R.I.P. 2001-2010 What a great ride.


TAGS: scrubs cancelled too bad zach braff j d turk
Rating: 3.76/5

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TokinFire - April 15, 2010, 1:53 am
Except for Sarah Chalke, John C. McGinley, and the janitor, the whole show blew.
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 1:13 am
Except for the musical episode. That blew.
forseti - April 14, 2010, 1:46 pm
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! :(
Koradan - April 14, 2010, 12:41 pm
Scrubs was cancelled? Bummer. I liked the new way it was going.


BUZZ! BUZZ! - Cellphones ain't giving bees one.




HARDWARE UPGRADE -




BART IS NOW ANONYMOUS!!! - Don't bother calling him, he can't answer....




GUNS - Don't kill people. Long term contracts, and outrageous connection fees kill people.




CELL PHONES - You're doing it wrong.




CROSS SABERS.....AWESOME! - THIS LOT HERE? Not so much..




Urge to kill -




moonlight kingdom -




still waiting.... -




Ear ring -




hindsight -


TAGS: spiderman person cellmate too late
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - October 9, 2013, 4:33 pm

lol


Mellow Yellow -




Times Change -




Time constraints -


TAGS: prison cell drunk disorderly nudity
Rating: 4.89/5

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MissPriss - April 6, 2014, 11:43 am
On your head doesn't count.
GaryO - April 5, 2014, 4:16 pm
I WAS WEARING PANTS! (pretty sure)


Just Think -




Something Askew -


TAGS: cell phone talking interruptions annoying
Rating: 4.71/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 16, 2014, 3:31 am
Nope.


that first world problem -


TAGS: apps phone cellular update first world problems
Rating: 4.71/5

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demon001 - July 26, 2014, 12:06 am
akkor végre ideje!
Bolverk3778 - December 17, 2013, 2:51 pm
Only a problem if you have lumbered yourself with a 'Smartphone'.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2013, 12:29 am
Or hutsese.
JesusWept - December 15, 2013, 12:41 pm
Could be worse. Like Klingon or something hehe. L L L L L


THAT SCREECHING HALT -




Mythology -


TAGS: mythology venus botticelli bierce
Rating: 4.64/5

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BobbEdwards - August 6, 2013, 9:52 pm
Muchas Gracias!
JesusWept - August 6, 2013, 12:54 pm
Brilliant! L L L L L


Contract -




WHAT HAVE YOU DONE HAMMY? -




THE TEN COMMANDMENTS -


TAGS: moses commandments internet motifake cellphone
Rating: 4.39/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 23, 2013, 8:31 pm
No Motifake at work? Uh.... I'm glad that was left out...
twill1962 - January 16, 2013, 11:08 am
Mel Brooks, "History of the World, Part I" "I bring you these 15 *crash* 10, 10 Commandments!"
LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 2:17 pm
Is Moses carrying an ancient iPad? Man! Everyone has those dang things but me!
Faceplant31 - September 3, 2010, 1:29 pm
AMSOME! One of the better ones i have seen lately! 5L


Finally -


TAGS: cell phone talking next in line please annoying
Rating: 4.33/5

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Airman - April 17, 2014, 10:27 pm
let's hope it's a trend
maoworks2 - April 15, 2014, 7:33 am
It's About Time .


THIS TAINTED MEAT YOU GIVE ME -


TAGS: tainted love meat soft cell
Rating: 4.27/5

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iwaskissedupsidetheheadwithahammer - August 20, 2011, 5:12 pm
Weird...when I saw that pic my balls started to hurt me. 5
Sean - August 16, 2011, 4:36 pm
Just back from the Tube of You. Do a search of YouTube levis tainted, and you'll get the ad.
Sean - August 16, 2011, 4:33 pm
Now that you mention it ... no. But actually, yeah, kinda. I listen to a couple of oldies stations in the car and Tainted Love comes up a lot. And that might also explain my trunk full of newly purchased jeans. All Levis of course.
Airman - August 16, 2011, 3:17 pm
anyone remember the Levis commercial that had doctors in surgery around a patient, and the heart monitor begins making the noises to Tainted Love.. and the docs all started singing it. Not sure what that had to do with selling denim pants
spacedog - August 15, 2011, 9:02 pm
I've got to (bump,bump) get away...


VIRTUAL ASSISTANT -




WHO/WHAT IS IT? -


TAGS: get those brain cells working say it fast
Rating: 3.71/5

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Anonymous2 - June 23, 2010, 11:10 pm
It took me a while to figure all of them out. I remember when GAMES magazine did something similar.
just me - June 23, 2010, 4:35 pm
1492 Sailed The Ocean Blue
corneredbadger - June 23, 2010, 4:04 pm
i got em all but 10. cant figure it out for the life of me
just me - June 23, 2010, 1:58 pm
Very Well Done. I got them!!
Airman - June 23, 2010, 1:55 pm
that's about how many I got too..
Faceplant31 - June 23, 2010, 1:45 pm
I got like 4 or 5 of these. Nice poster Air.


Homeschoolers -




CELL PHONES - Because we really need less free time and more things buzzing at us




DREAM ON - Because you will never be this epic


TAGS: sam fisher gordon freeman splinter cell half life altair epic dream on because you will never be this
Rating: 2.41/5

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Chopperliscious - June 2, 2009, 9:53 pm
Gordon Freedom is Lord.
Redneck Slayer - November 6, 2008, 11:08 pm
Sam would ra** Gordan! And I love both Half-Life and Splinter Cell!
nobunagaspectre - November 2, 2008, 6:36 pm
pff! as if Sam could ever touch Gordan
Toby - August 22, 2008, 11:01 am
Crossover Fanfic-NAO!!
He11Kn1ght - June 7, 2008, 1:13 am
It would be f***ing epic.


Moe -


TAGS: simpsons cell phone
Rating: 2.07/5

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Jesse - February 17, 2009, 6:47 am
or, marge becomes a robot... have no fear we have stories for years
Freddy - September 13, 2008, 4:42 pm
Has bart ever owned a bear? or...how about a crazy wedding where something happens, and do do do do dooo...


FIRST CELLPHONE - my first cell phone...


TAGS: cell phone
Rating: 2/5

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ICEMAN - March 1, 2012, 10:29 pm
Repeating myself, I repeat. 1... 1...


PROSPERITY MAYORS CELL - WHO are you? WHO do you work for? WHAT do you want?




JAPAN CELL PHONES - Gotta i love them




HEY! - That's not a Nokia 8800! I looked it up! Graffiti lied to me...




Project Cancelled -


TAGS: jet roller coaster project cancelled
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 21, 2015, 11:12 am
what olds said
Oldsod - February 21, 2015, 11:09 am
How'd I miss this? Fantastic!
JesusWept - November 26, 2014, 9:31 am
Thanks :)
mizzdizz - November 25, 2014, 9:38 pm
Okay, who farted?!!!!!
Thedge - November 25, 2014, 4:10 pm
Did Richard Branson buy it out? Seems to be right up his alley. 5L


Dear Hollywood -


TAGS: special effects cellphones not so special
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 16, 2016, 3:48 pm
Lol, glad you like it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 16, 2016, 3:48 pm
Lol, glad you like it.
concern3 - June 10, 2016, 4:46 am
How true, UP yours


The Basement -




MONDAY? -




Of Course ! -




Appreciation -


TAGS: motifake arcade excellence voltaire
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - October 29, 2014, 5:22 am
exactly
Reality Lord - October 28, 2014, 10:53 am

... bat boy?


My Friends -




Opportunist -


TAGS: electronics gold motherboard computers cellphones
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - January 10, 2015, 7:20 am
You are correct, although it takes quite the pile to get enough to make it worth your while. However, the extraction process is toxic and illegal in most states, so they get shipped to China and such.


Cyclists -




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